@Abiscannabis, Your Favorite Hottest Canna Tía

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Hi I'm Abis, your favorite hottest canna tía! I'm on a radical self love healing journey and I'm here to take you along the ride. I'm a plant medicine lover, patient, and advocate...and oh yeah, a vaginal weight lifter in training. YES! That was in fact a glass beaker bong you saw me lifting with my strong fit coochie and I want you to know that YOU CAN DO IT TOO!

SERIOUSLY THO, WHY TF WOULD YOU WANT TO USE A JADE YONI EGG & LIFT WITH YOUR COOCHIE? Because jade eggs can help strengthen our pelvic floor muscles, increase pleasure, clear stored trauma in the womb space, and help us transmute that life force energy from our sacred portals into the life we want and deserve! That's just to mention a few of the benefits that come from adding a jade egg into your woman wellness routine. This practice dates back 1000s of years to ancient Taoist times. Concubines used these jade huevitos to keep their yonis healthy and strong and drove the emperors wild. So mija, if it worked out for the Taoist girlies, it's been working out lovely for me, I encourage you to pick up a jade yoni egg and start taking your power back. 

One of the many things I've learned along my journey as a single divorcé in her 30s who lives with chronic body pain, is that our bodies have the power to heal themselves and pleasure is our birth given right! La vida es muy corta pa vivir enfermas y amargadas. Yes, as a woman, you deserve and have the right to feel pleasure and pleasure can heal you. Whether you are in a happy loving relationship or choosing to stay single like me, remember, THE RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE WITH OURSELVES IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP WE'LL HAVE, AS WE ARE LIFE LONG PARTNERS TO OURSELVES. I cut that out of a magazine, I didn't make that up but I believe it to be 100% true. So YES! I HIGHLY encourage you to pick up an intimacy crystal and pour into you like you've never before. Mirate en el espejo todos los dias, and tell yourself you are a precious, beautiful, magnificent, chingona who deserves the world! Look into your eyes as those crystals touch your skin and say it to yourself with certainty because that is the truth!
         I picked up a jade yoni egg in 2020 because I wanted to stop sprinkling every time I sneezed and coughed. I wanted to "tighten up" because I foolishly thought my ex husband's problems were my fault. The truth is my coochie was asleep. I sat in my friend Akari's Wild Women Circle and learned about the damage that trauma can do to our sacred womb spaces. My womb space definitely carried memories and damage from unwanted or aggressive touch, trauma, and probably from holding my pee too long from ADHD and anxiety, like so many women. Of course, I didn't discover any of this until I got consistent with my yoni egg practice and I couldn't believe I was seeing improvement within the first few weeks of using my yoni egg. I then dove into the world of Yoni intimacy crystals, breath work meditation, vaginal weight lifting, yoni steaming, therapy, danza, intentional plant medicine, all things healing and women empowerment. My chakras opened and aligned. My voice and my power came back and I was able to love myself & show up for myself like I wish somebody would have done for me all my life.
          Picking up a jade yoni egg and choosing me has been by far, the best decision I've made in my life!  It's not always easy. Somedays it's really fucken hard actually, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I've taken my life back and I want you to do the same! Thanks for coming along for the ride. Together we heal! 
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